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#1 Hero of Rome

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 05:14 PM

Greetings Dwarf generals my friend who uses high elves said that dwarfs were old drunken things with dirty beards. High elf blood will flow in rivers for this insult


Edited by Hero of Rome, 26 February 2014 - 05:21 PM.


#2 Jeff Zimmerman

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:14 PM

I would cut down every tree of their most sacred shrine and use it in the forge to make a memorial commemorating the victory over those pointy ears squishies.



#3 Daeron

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 03:29 PM

There ...are.... more sensible... Elves who would aid you in such cause. Hm. We could deliver a ferry service to their Island. We know the route.. quite well.



#4 Yorri Damminson

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:56 PM

Elf hair does make fine Bolt Thrower strings. :P



#5 Baldin

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Posted 18 June 2014 - 01:38 AM

Send a envoy to ulthan. Demand compensation for there insults. Im sure that they will understand.

#6 TaxiForBiggins

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Posted 18 June 2014 - 03:08 AM

Challenge him to a competition. The prize is that the other has to spend a whole day wearing a single prop that best visually identifies your respective races.

 

If you lose, you spend all day in a fake beard.

If he loses, he spends all day in a skirt.

 

It's not so bad if you lose, but by joe I hope you win.



#7 Hero of Rome

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 04:34 PM

Challenge him to a competition. The prize is that the other has to spend a whole day wearing a single prop that best visually identifies your respective races.

 

If you lose, you spend all day in a fake beard.

If he loses, he spends all day in a skirt.

 

It's not so bad if you lose, but by joe I hope you win

Thanks lol



#8 King Bazak Stonefist

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:09 AM

Load up on flaming Organ Guns if you want to fulfill the demands of honor correctly.

#9 Lognjen

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Posted 09 February 2015 - 08:10 PM

OMG :shock: .Spill the dirty elvish guts. Make him pay for every insult he ever made.



#10 dwarfsarethebestaround

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Posted 09 February 2015 - 09:35 PM

That's another one for the book then!






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